What is Mummifries?
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The hard, crunchy, cold, perfectly preserved fries found on the floor, or in the seat cushions of your car.
Person 1:Dude I needed some change so I scrounged my car but all I found were some 3 week old mummifries.
Person 2: Gross!
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