Mummify

What is Mummify?


1.

To wrap the penis in toilet paper then rub one out.

Man, mummifying really saves clean up time!

See beat off, masterbation, rub out

2.

A corollary of "superman," mummifying involves ejaculating on a sleeping woman's face, then wrapping her in toilet paper. The ejaculate bonds the paper to the skin, thus producing the appearance of a mummy.

Mark's girlfriend was sleeping, so he decided to mummify her. When she awoke, the fringes of paper were falling off her face, and she was moaning from sleep. She was mummified in every sense of the word.

See superman, cloaking, tagging, fronting, hooding

3.

When you shit on someones face and in their mouth, to the point of where they can no longer breathe, you get bonus points if it dries up to give the real effects of a mummy

Man she looks like an ancient egyptian, she must have been mummify.

See mummify, mummified, poop, mask


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