Mummy Edit Meaning

1.

the loverly person who gave birth to me and has and will look after me 4 the rest of her life

i love u mummy

See elmo

2.

A human turd wrapped carefully in toilet paper to resemble a hollywood mummy. Finishing touches of eyes and a smile by magic marker. Often referred as "Mummy's Revenge" when unknowingly placed behind a toilet in it's proverbial tomb.

Shannon placed an "upper deck" on Joe, and Bill layed a "mummy" behind his toilet.

See upper deck, toilet humor, dirty jokes

3.

a fanny, usually unshaven

my mummy's popped out

See fanny, gash, beef curtains, minge, slot, box, spam purse, salmon canyon, liver lips, spaz hole, cunt, twat, vag, mary, mini, flower, bits, vagina

4.

After receiving oral sex, a man ejaculates in the eye of the person giving fellatio, then that person has to walk like a mummy to find their bus fare.

After I gave that bitch a mummy, she was stumblin' all the way to the door!

See moneyshot, money shot, facial, bukkake

5.

its like when your alive but your brain is so friend your like a walking dead personn "your a mummyy" or you just been "mummified"

your soo drunk you've just been mummifiedd Your a mummy .. often relates to c bosco anna and all the other mummies

See cranked, slid, wacked, sizzled, shmangled

6.

a marijuana cigarette

I was smoking a burrito sized mummy.

7.

BAAAAAH! i loooooove my cheese whiz!!

i no i waaaaant it!

Middle English mummie powdered parts of a mummified body used as a drug, from Middle French momie, from Medieval Latin mumia mummy, powdered mummy, from Arabic mumiyah bitumen, mummy, from Persian mum wax

Date: 1615

1 a : a body embalmed or treated for burial with preservatives in the manner of the ancient Egyptians b : a body unusually well preserved