What is Mummy Muff?
1.
a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.
*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun
Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."
Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."
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2.
a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.
*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun
Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."
Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."
See
