Mummy's Fist

What is Mummy's Fist?

To have ones large penis strapped or bandaged with a splint after suffering an injury of Bill Clinton proportions.

"The operation went OK but afterwards it was like staring at a mummy's fist".

Goolash

1. Goolash v. To ooze every possible bodily fluid on a partner during/after the act of procreation. Note: women are unable to perform a suc..

Asstroker

1. noun: a wimpy girly boy. verb: a gay sexual act adj: a pansy. My ex-boyfriend was a total asstroker so i had to break up with him Se..

Disco Dirt

1. The sweat, funk, smoke, spilled beer, mystery stickiness, lipstick and just general crap one gets on oneself coated in after a night out..

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