Mummy's Fist

What is Mummy's Fist?

To have ones large penis strapped or bandaged with a splint after suffering an injury of Bill Clinton proportions.

"The operation went OK but afterwards it was like staring at a mummy's fist".

Hairy Nips

1. The greatest intramural roller hockey team ever to play.... on Earth. We went to see the Hairy Nips play tonight and it was niptacular...

Your Quadraped

1. The logical burn after your burn-fight partner says your llama X:Your fat Y:Your mom is fat X:YOur llama is fat Y:YOur quadraped is ..

Assdout

1. Bent out of shape your ass is where your head should be..

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