Mump

What is Mump?


1.

Verb, An act involving three individuals, (Two living and one dead)In which one of the living individuals (person a) places his/her mouth over the dead persons genitals while the remaining individual (person b) jumps on the dead individuals stomach forcing the parcially decomposed remnants of gooey goodness into person A's mouth. mmmmmmmm

Noun, The sound made by the act explained above.

Lets go mumping tonight!!

2.

Mump: a small round lump which replaces the penis or vagina.It usaully has a single hair that is surronded by a small purple circle, similar to a nipple.

I waled into Timmy's room and he hd his pants down. I saw his mump and screamed. It was the worst thing I had ever seen.

See mump, timmy, jewish, nipple, purple

3.

verb. two people go dig up a freshly buried male corpse, someone , one of the two people, put the corpse's balls/dick in his/her mouth while the other person jumps on the corpse's stomach while you ingest whatever comes out.

My friend and I went mumping and it was fun.

4.

To work overtime in a job to earn more cash.

Im mumping on another bank holiday!

See mump, overtime, work, job, money


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