Mumpet

What is Mumpet?

male version of a "strumpet"

that dude is a total mumpet!

See strumpet, male slut, tool, douchebag, douche

mouth + trumpet

making a trumpeting noise with the mouth by buzzing the lips together

John, will you please stop playing the mumpet while I am trying to study.

See trumpet, mouth, muppet, instrument, music, sound, hum, whistle

You Are Smoking Balls

1. a) When someone is talking absolute rubbish b) They are lying 1: "I shagged this awesome bird lat night" 2: "Shut Up!&..

Rosesdead

1. some fucking shitty metalcore band. let's go drink forties behind the venue. "who's playing tonight?" "rosesd..

Pachuchi

1. a nickname for anyone named sampson sampson is called pachuchi See sam, sampson, chi chi, cha cha..

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