Mumpet

What is Mumpet?

male version of a "strumpet"

that dude is a total mumpet!

See strumpet, male slut, tool, douchebag, douche

mouth + trumpet

making a trumpeting noise with the mouth by buzzing the lips together

John, will you please stop playing the mumpet while I am trying to study.

See trumpet, mouth, muppet, instrument, music, sound, hum, whistle

$10.50

1. The amount of money paid to go see a movie opening night at 12:00 P.M. Aww man, how am i gonna go see Star Wars if i cant find $10.50 f..

The Dolly Parten

1. One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show. Look at that Dolly ..

Cross Tops

1. Small tablets of amphetamine. Often sold in little bags of one hundred. Made with two crossed grooves pressed into the top of the tabl..

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