Mumpet

What is Mumpet?


1.

male version of a "strumpet"

that dude is a total mumpet!

See strumpet, male slut, tool, douchebag, douche

2.

mouth + trumpet

making a trumpeting noise with the mouth by buzzing the lips together

John, will you please stop playing the mumpet while I am trying to study.

See trumpet, mouth, muppet, instrument, music, sound, hum, whistle


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