What is Mumphing?
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diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.
mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers
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Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it
That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"
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two or more frankfurters sandwiched between sesame seed buns.
Yeah, I'll have the homoburger combo, extra mayo, and a large queer ..
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Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."
in (word ending in "er) her, i har..
