Mumphing

What is Mumphing?


1.

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.

mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers

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2.

Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it

That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients

"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"


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