Mumptions

What is Mumptions?

The object of ass-ination when you make assumptions. Mumptions have become a indangered species due to mass assumption.

Do not make assumptions or you will make an ass out of you and mumptions.

Irish Drinking Song

1. Any song at all. "Hey, 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' is playing." "Sounds like an Irish Drinking Song to me! ..

Nasa Girl

1. A girl that when is first spotted seems to be a 10, but as you get closer, the countdown begins. By the time you reach her, she is a 1 ..

Zwoop

1. The state marked by firm turgid form and erect position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue..

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