Mumptions

What is Mumptions?

The object of ass-ination when you make assumptions. Mumptions have become a indangered species due to mass assumption.

Do not make assumptions or you will make an ass out of you and mumptions.

Telepathic Sex

1. Long distance sex, usualy done by two people of the opposite sex. Done by picturing the other person at the other end, and masturbating ..

Man Pile

1. when a woman has a lot of pubic hair and is wearing tight pants giving the illusion of a penis bulge I thought that chick was a tranves..

Ass Lurch

1. ass lurch, or asslurch, was born in the unmoderated forum of overclocked remix,(ocremix) when forums member "lurch" was told n..

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