Mumptions

What is Mumptions?

The object of ass-ination when you make assumptions. Mumptions have become a indangered species due to mass assumption.

Do not make assumptions or you will make an ass out of you and mumptions.

Rocket Jaw

1. Kissing a girl after she has performed fallatio on another man. Jon: Did I see you making out with Stephanie? Brad: Yes Jon: You know..

Anti-crime Vaccine

1. Death by lethal injection. Texas's solution to population control. They finally gave Spookie-tookie the anti-crime vaccine last w..

Zsinj

1. Damn cool person within 101st Delta Squadron, he carries the nickname "Sink", and is a fellow Llama-enthusiast along with Expl..

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