Mumptions

What is Mumptions?

The object of ass-ination when you make assumptions. Mumptions have become a indangered species due to mass assumption.

Do not make assumptions or you will make an ass out of you and mumptions.

As Slippery As A Butcher's Prick

1. an expression from New Zealand: extremely slippery, treacherously slippery difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery drive ..

Lapgoat

1. Instead of attaining a laptop with the money you have, you spend the money getting a goat, but pretend it to be a laptop instead. Dude...

Frexico

1. -Its official because its on facebook- A remote island in the Gulf of Mexico. A land where Teh-Kwhy-luh flows free and good times are h..

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