Munching The Carpet

What is Munching The Carpet?

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluffgirlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

See eating pussy, hair pie, clam bake

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