Munching The Carpet

What is Munching The Carpet?

A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.

After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluffgirlfriend when I opened the wrong door.

See eating pussy, hair pie, clam bake

Riding The Porcelain Bus

1. puking into the toilet. Damn I drank a whole case last night and now I'm riding the porcelain bus. See Nick D 2. taking a fatty..

Ghetto Big Mac

1. The most futuristic, illest sandwhich ever. First you order a double cheeseburger and a small fry. On the double cheesburger: a)Ses..

Zarn

1. too bad,can be used in a sad type of situation Katie:"Man,I forgot my book at home" Clint:"Zarn" See darn, damn, ..

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