What is Munchkin?
1.
Some one who is very small, not necassarily a child, just a small person. Generally used by people bigger than them.
Sometimes used as a title to some of these smaller people:
'Awwwww you're so cute, you little munchkin'
'Awwwww you're a munchkin and a half' (normally referred to a slightly taller munchkin/short person, therefore adding half a munchkin)
'You're the Munchkin of YAY!'
2.
1) Creepy things from the Wizard of Oz that are either really brightly colored and often bear candy or are seen hanging in the background, if you look carefully.
2) The best card game ever, along with Pimp: the Backhanding. Makes fun of number 3.
3) The most annoying roleplaeyers you'll ever have to deal with, who characteristicly max out their stats, mostly without reprecution, play to mindlessly kill anything in their paths and boss the rest of your players around, and get as many dots or levels as possible. Most don't really develope their characters' personalities.
a) My sidekick played the biggest munchkin in his highschool production of the Wiz. He had to go around, kneeling with clow shoes sewn onto the knees of his bight yellow overalls, and he still was half a head taller than most of the other munchkins.
b) I was playing a game of Munchkin the other day, and Frank, Jess and I all got to level nine and had to duke it out for the win. It was intense.
c) I swear, if _____ insists on making his new character another fraking munchkin, I'm going to be the ebil ST and either drop a celestial bouvine on him or force him to fight a fucking manticore within three games.
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3.
Synonym for
Granted, he's munchkin... so why are you playing with him?
4.
powergamer who has no respect for role playing and other player
the munchkin shouts:my half dragon/goblni crusader knight can do 10 times teh damage then yoar gimppped elf!!!!!11 i no moer then you,so dood back off
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5.
Appropriately, a small person or the characters on the movie Wizzard of Oz. The definition later crossed into relatives that come to your house and eat all of your snacks.
Hey, hey it's them, that munchkin Aunt Betty and Uncle Fred, walking up the driveway, hurry up and hide the chips , move the candy bowl, and close the pantry door !!
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6.
The act of eating out a female while she is deficating.
role reversal of a blumpkin
i was so drunk i actually gave her a munchkin, i even got some neckles
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7.
A donut hole, sold at Dunkin Donuts in boxes of twenty.
"Hand me a munchkin, I've got the munchies"
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