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When side-shagging your girlfriend, the guy turns to his side to spew on her night table.
I fucked her so hard I had to loop and shoot ..
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poptarts with ketchup
*french accent* ehh, i'll make you the famous quebec pizza,
it's poptart with the ketchup, good.
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the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy ham..
