What is Mung?
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The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.
Freeloading bastards who mung will surely burn in hell.
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Broadly defined as anything that is very disgusting. Originally from the acronym "Mash Until No Good" from the practice of making many changes to a code until it is useless. Made popular from the Saturday Night Live sketch "Wayne's World", it was in the top 5 worst things to get in your halloween bag. It was mentioned again in South Park episode 317, this time more narrowly defined as a substance which comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina when pressure is applied to her stomach. And somehow an urban legend involving corpse fluids has sprung off the term mung, though there is no documentation supporting that this is anything other than a gross-out story.
The fraternity had a story about putting mung in the cookies they fed the freshmen. It was so gross!
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The worst possible thing that could be imagined, conceived, or performed by the human mind. Eating the remaining bodily fluids of a dead women may fall under this category.
"To witness an act of mung could shock the mind into insanity"
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You and a friend dig up a not-too-recently deceased woman, preferably over 60 years in age. You lay her face up on the ground and you put your mouth on her vagina. Your friend takes a running start and jumps onto her stomach. You eat whatever comes out into your mouth.
Used in a sentence: "I'm going to mung your grandmother"
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A type of Bean
The mung bean is the seed of Vigna radiata which is native to India. Mung beans are commonly used in Chinese cooking. Germinated mung bean sprouts (usually sold simply as 'bean sprouts') are stir fried (usually with ingredients such as garlic, ginger, spring onions or salted fish pieces to add taste) as a vegetable accompaniment to a meal. Uncooked bean sprouts are used in filling for Vietnamese spring rolls. Mung beans are also used to make a sweet soup, served either warm or chilled.
add three cups of mung beans for every 4 cups of water, bring to a boil
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1. (verb) the act of digging up a recently deceased woman and putting your mouth up to her vaginal orfice while someone else stomps on her stomach forcing all of the fluids (from the vagina) into your mouth.
2. (noun) the literal vaginal secretions from the dead female once in your mouth
2. Josh's grandma died so Johnny and I munged her. The funeral was a munging good time.
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Computer programming term, stands for "MODIFIED UNTIL NO GOOD", meaning someone applied so many 'fixes', that it stopped doing what it was supposed to...
Later, programmers told new guys it stood for "Mung Until no Good", a recursive loop, and watched their heads explode trying to figure it out...
Speaking as a former paramedic, it has NOTHING to do with dead or pregnant fluids.
<Programmer 1> - Hey, that script work yet?
<Programmer 2> - Nope, It's Mung, Smith got to it first.
<Programmer 1> - Damn.
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