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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..
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It is what a penis looks like after fucking a Smurf.
It's normal when you push it in and it's a blue popsicle when you pull i..
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slutty fuck slut: a whore who has been with loadssss of guys and then goes to a different town, goes out to the bar for a night on the t..