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Someone who is legitimately illegitimate.
Your parents divorced, and gave birth to you just so you would be an illitimagitimate bastard..
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A finger that has gone in or near your anal cavity, perhaps in an effort to relieve an itch.
"... well, well. if it isn't Mr..
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1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly
Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he ..
