Mungus

What is Mungus?


1.

A quiet man who helps Jimmy Fallon on his late night show by carting various things on stage.

Fallon: What's your name?

Mungus: Mungus.

*awkward silence*

*audience laughter*

See guy, weird, tall, funny, strange

2.

Mung-gus

-adjective

1. an abbreviation for humongous

2. something very large in size or amount

3. an insult of the highest degree

"Look at his giant, mungus afro! He looks like a walking microphone!"

"How dare you call me that! Atleast I'm not a mungus..."

See large, huge, idiot, nerd, dork

3.

mustard + fungus = mungus

ex1: OMG! look at the cat with mustard and fungus on him.... he has mungus all over him... how disgusting!... *puke*... ewwww now its mungus with puke... that poor dead cat in the middle of the highway with fungus mustard (mungus) and puke.

ex2: omg! dont eat the mungus!... who would eat mushrooms with mustard!?

4.

weird animal

-cat head

-bear body

-rabbit tail

- frog feet

- not smart

i saw a mungus in the woods!!!!

See cat, bear, rabbit, dumb, mungus, weird

5.

When to friends dig up a dead female body(usually about 2 weeks to 1 month old) and one of the individuals places his lips around the vaginal area of the deceasced while the other person stands on the tombstone and jumps onto the torso of the deceased causing a slimey discharge substance to shoot outinto the individuals mouth.

hey lets dig up somebody. i want some mungus tonight

See mung, mungas, munger

6.

Someone lacking brain and will power. Dopey and weird at the same time.

Hey Joe stop Being a Mungus. Son Stop acting like a mungus.

See stupid, idiot, retarded, dopey

7.

a hairy mingus (hairy female genitalia)

ew lisa needs a wax, she has a mungus!

See mingus, mungus, vagina, lisa, muff


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