What is Munk?
1.
To stick only the tip of your penis in a girl's vagina.
"The vagina was too small so I had to munk it for a while."
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2.
The female genitalia; like 'cunt' only you can say it in the presence of your parents and they are less likely to know what it means and kick your ass.
I can't believe no-one else has already defined 'munk' as meaning the female genitalia!
Also used as an insult (you're such a munk, gordon)or an expletive (oh, munking hell!, for munk's sake!)
3.
Female genitalia specifically belonging to a woman with children. Mom +
Dude, did you see that picture of Britney Spears? You can see her munk!
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4.
word meaning cannabis (stoner language)
how much munk haave you got left
5.
To mess something up. Another word for "the f word"
I really don't want to munk this up.
I got into a car accident and now my hood is all munk'd up.
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6.
This is a word that is a shortened version of the very unpopular and 'wannabe cool' music of modern punk. It needs to be used in order to get people to think that this music is actually real punk such as The Clash and The Stranglers yet people who actually think modern punk is a real type of music do not use this word as they think it is an insult to the awful sounds. Modern Punk itself was decribed by some critics as the worst they have 'ever heard' and this is why very few of the worlds population listen to it.
"Hey, you dont listen to punk, YOU LISTEN TO MUNK"
"Do you really want to listen to that munk?"
"Munk is not punk, it is munk"
"Munk (sound of gun firing into head)"
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7.
(v) Commonly used within a circle of friends engaging in smoking a joint. To be munked is to be passed in the rotation due to choking, coughing or being too intoxicated to take another hit.
Can be used as a cutdown, a simple declarative or a command.
"Yo! I am so fucking faded right now ... munk me."
"That guy is a big pussy, he munked after only one rotation!"
-"Yo holmes take that shit!"
-"(Cough Cough Cough) Munk! (Cough Cough Cough)
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