What is Munson?
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Derived from the film "Kingpin" starring Woody Harrelson whose characters last name is Munson. Also mentioned in the Bloodhound Gang song "Pennsylvania" the word describes someone who has everything going for them and when they reach the pinnacle of their success they do something that causes them to lose it all. Usually whatever makes that person lose it all is by a bad decision they have made driven by greed.
"Jerry already had made a million gambling and was munsoned at the crap table."
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Derived from the film "Kingpin" starring Woody Harrelson whose characters last name is Munson. Also mentioned in the Bloodhound Gang song "Pennsylvania" the word describes someone who has everything going for them and when they reach the pinnacle of their success they do something that causes them to lose it all. Usually whatever makes that person lose it all is by a bad decision they have made driven by greed.
"Jerry already had made a million gambling and was munsoned at the crap table."
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A word used to describe a girl, who indescribably urges the speaker to call her a "Munson."
1. Did you see how much make-up that chick was wearing, what a Munson.
2. Something didn't look right with that chick.....stupid fucking lousy Munson!!!!!!
(ie. The word is more of a compulsion than a descriptive word. You will know when to call a girl one.....It will just FEEL right.)
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To Belangie (i.e. Pull a Ralph C.)
To get belligerently intoxicated and engage in sexual misconduct with one or more female partners.
After Munsoning, one typically uses a phrase involving (but not limited to) "Bitch get the hell out"
-I Munsoned that Bitch
-Lets Get Munsoned
-She got really Munsoned, and then we Munsoned
-If I Munson you will you leave me alone?
-To Munson or not to Munson? (i.e. Take it or Leave it)
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This is anyone who is the epitome of the "gayest kid in the world". You know you are a Munson if you A. Put tootsie rolls in your Beer B. Get into a hot tub of non-friends and awkwardly get naked or C. Look like Roy Munson
That kid is honestly the gayest kid in the world. He is the Biggest Munson ever!
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from Kingpin and not to be used in any other way but as intended by the movie.
A Munson, or "reeaaaallll Munson" is a born loser and is to be given a wide berth.
There is no other way to use the word without making your own meaning up for it.
That guy is a (real) Munson- he's a born loser that we should stay far away from.
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Noun: 1.) A person who's continued existence causes severe harm to the human race, in terms of genetics. This is not a racial thing, or a sexist thing. It is an intellectual slur, reserved only for the worst of the worst of morons and shitheads.
Suggestions: If a munson is in your area, do not approach it. The best way to deal with a munson is to go out of your way to prevent it from breeding, because the only thing worse than a munson, is a munson's offspring. (Munsonlings).
Pretty much every character Chris Farley ever played, except not funny at all. In other words: fat, stupid morons that jump around and waste the Earth's air supply at an alarming rate.
"Dude, that kid in the #1 son t-shirt with the matching pants, who is listening to Michael Jackson on his boombox in public, while drooling and hip thrusting at every female mammal in the area is a complete and utter MUNSON!"
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