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an abnormally long, difficult bowel movement.
The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: &..
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The combination of
1) The winter solctice
2) Christmas
3) Kwanza
4) Hanukah
This is better than saying "OH it's christmas..
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Not tasting of salmon
The drugs he slipped her were very truffle-iscious...