What is Munster, Indiana?
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A mostly white southeast suburb of Chicago of almost 22,000 people in Northwest Indiana. The surrounding towns are jealous because the sports teams are (on average) better than the other schools. Others say that Munster is soo rich but they only see the south end (below the tracks) of town. People in Munster tend to think they are "the shit" but really can only compare to the other towns in Northwest Indiana and the South Suburbs of Illinois. They don't stand a chance against others. People in Munster think that Abercrombie, Hollister, and Express are VERY PREPPY and TOP BRANDS when there are more top brands like Juicy, Se7en, True Religion, etc. Girls like to carry ENORMOUS Coach purses and drive their Mercedes, BMW's Audi's, Lexuses, Porsche's, that they actually own as compared to the folks at LC who's parents lease a 3 year old Mercedes for them to drive when they go to a Munster sporting event. Munster people go to Orland Square, Woodfield, or Downtown Chicago a lot because they are "too good" to shop at Southlake Mall. Most kids drive better or as good of cars as their parents and the teachers here get paid so much that their cars are even better than many of the students cars. Most teens that do work in Munster work at Strack and Van Til (due to having connections), Fro-Yo, Dairy Queen, or for Munster Parks & Recreation. It is not uncommon to see a kid from Munster sporting their lettermans jacket during the summer just to show their achievements. Munster cops do not give warnings and WILL give u a BIG ASS TICKET for anything. Munster cops like to "check-up" on the minorities that live in nice homes just to make sure they actually live there and are not pretending so that there kids can go to Munster Schools (which are one the best in the state). All in all, Munster is a town that is really a world different than surrounding towns. ***Also, Briar Ridge Country Clubians like to claim that it is in Dyer and Schererville (which is true) but MOST kids that live their pay the extra $5,000 to go to Munster schools or private schools in Chicago so they do not taint the family name by attending an LC school.
Hammond kid: Hey, where are you from?
Munster kid: I'm from Munster, Indiana u?
Hammond kid: Fuck you!
Munster kid: I'll remember that when my dad is writing your dad's paycheck!
LC Girl to Munster Girl
LC: My parents just bought me a Continental!
Munster: Aww damn, u got me!
LC: (to other friends) See, not all Munster people are rich!
Munster: Well, i got a Bentley Continental GT...so....ya....we kinda have some money...
LC: Fuck off you snobby bitch!
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2.
The 1st Definition is only about 60% accurate. First off, Munster is the most affluent town in comparison to the rest of “Da Region” area of Northwest Indiana. With that said, in comparison to the rest of the nation, Munster is mid-to-lower middle class AT BEST. A Munster kid bragging about his or her money is like bragging about being “king of the retards.” Sure, you might see a low-end model of BMW, Mercedes, or Lexus here and there. But, you would NEVER see anyone driving a Bentley; that is just ridiculous! Secondly, sure historically Munster does a little bit better in sports ON AVERAGE. That’s because up until 2006 Munster High School was the biggest 4A school in the state of Indiana, not to mention the Lake Athletic Conference (LAC). In other words, Munster High School has the biggest selection of students to play sports compared to everyone they compete with. They typically place higher in the LAC because more than half of the schools in the LAC are 3A and 2A. Since Munster High School has been forced to move up to 5A, they have been getting DESTROYED in the state playoff system. With that said, pretty much every other NEGATIVE comment about Munster in the first definition is true
Highland Kid to Munster Kid after the 2004 Battle of the Bridge football game.
Highland Kid: Hey, good game man
Munster Kid: Whatever, we would have killed you guys if Prince K. wasn't injured!
Highland Kid: Yeah but...he was and...you guys lost
Munster Kid: Whatever man fuck you! (As the Munster Kid hops into his mother's F-class benz to drive off to good old Munster, Indiana)
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