What is Munta?
1.
a person who is hideously grotesque.
Chris Evans is a true definition!!
2.
Ugly fat female
Muntas shouldn't wear red is an excellent novel by a guy called Eaglesfield
3.
A very fat woman that eats all the time!
look at that munta over there, eating all the pies
4.
The perminant state of
Your a munta for life not just a hang over.
5.
When one gathers a dead body and sews up all the holes (eyes, mouth etc.) leaving the butt open. then placeing one's mouthe around the bum hole wilst some one applys a large amout of pressure quicly to the bodys stomac and all contence of the body squeased out the bum is eaten by the guy with the mouth round it.
man 1: gather your sewing kit and spade.
man 2: what ever for.
man 1: i am hungry and we are off to
munta someone in the graveyard.
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6.
Stimulation of a male's anus by a female.
I heard he got some munta!
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