Muntab

What is Muntab?


1.

MUNTAB - Make up number to avoid bollocking

Bob - What are you forecasting to close this week Timmy?

Timmy - Well Bob I suspect I'll be closing around $500k.

(Timmy has no chance of closing this number so has muntabed it, Making up the number to avoid bollocking from the boss. Thus keeping his boss happy.)

See muntab, made up, bbj, forecast, shit

2.

Acronym to convey fictional numbers to senior management - Made Up Numbers To Avoid Bollocking

Can I have your forecast for this weeks call?

Ehhhh £2.4million (which is made up of course, Plucked from the sky i.e MUNTAB)

See muntab, bbj, bcd, lies


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