Munted

What is Munted?

1.

completely twatted of your face & gurning like a water buffalo.

fuck me, I was munted last night.

See fluffy

2.

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.

In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

See anon

3.

Broken, not workable for its origanal purpose.

A boat full of holes is munted.

"THE BOATS MUNTED"

John howard is really munted.

4.

damaged, broken, deformed, fucked-up, drunk

We'll have to walk; my car's munted!

5.

stuffed up, wrecked.

I munted my drawing.

This picture is munted

See Abby

6.

to put it simply, fucked. covers everything.

1. "this piece of shit stereo is really munted now."

2. "yeah, sorry bout that, i was well munted last night"

See fucked, broken, wasted, dead, wrecked

7.

To be completely ruined, destroyed indefintely.

Your TV's munted as all hell.

See bondy

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