What is Munting?
1.
A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)
To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.
Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!
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2.
sadly...........
a depraved sexual act whereupon two people dig up a corpse, and once exhumed; (sigh :( ) one person stradles its face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its mouth. ....aperantly....
e.g. TOM "hey jane lets go dig up that dead guy"
JANE "sure tommy lets go"
TOM "ok jane now you sit on his face remember to cover your nose!"
JANE "im ready tommy"
TOM "whump whump whump whump whump...."
3.
The act of digging up a dead female corpse.
includes two people,
one person puts their mouth around the vagina while the other jumps on her stomach expelling all the vaginal juices into the other persons mouth.
"hey dude you wanna go munting tonight"
"yeah im up for a drink"
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4.
To zone out due to the effect of (usually) illicit drugs. This sometimes involves the rolling of eyes, involuntary body shakes and serious gurning. see -
We lost Dave, but then found him in the corner of the club munting out.
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5.
To 'pimp' a link or a site.
Slinwagh is such a munter, he keeps on munting links to xyz etc etc
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6.
Man Hunting- The act of searching for and rating men
"Hey Sam, you want to go Munting?"
"Sure Christy!"
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7.
<vb> the act of munting(man+bunting).
Derogatory term used to describe when a male ballplayer (softball or kickball) strikes the ball ineffectually and hits a bunt single (an egregious offense when done intentionally).
NO MUNTING! Get back to the plate and hit again you munter!
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