What is Muppet Entry?
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When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.
Then, despite your best efforts - the idiot stuffs it up and STILL doesn't get in.
*See also: Puppet Entry*
"Billy was so trashed the other night, we tried a puppet entry but he STILL stuffed it up - Total Muppet Entry"
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The people who take my money.
"Hey man, wanna eat some food and shit?"
"Can't do it man. I have to go sell myself ..