Muppet Entry

What is Muppet Entry?


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When your friend is visibly too drunk to be allowed into a club by a bouncer, you 'prop' him or her up, put their ID in their hands and tell them what to stay (without slurring!); albeit in a condescending tone.

Then, despite your best efforts - the idiot stuffs it up and STILL doesn't get in.

*See also: Puppet Entry*

"Billy was so trashed the other night, we tried a puppet entry but he STILL stuffed it up - Total Muppet Entry"

See puppet, muppet, trashed, bouncer, incompetent


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