Muppet Hands

What is Muppet Hands?

A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.

What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.

How'd you total your car?

I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.

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Opt Out

1. 1. Choosing not to have sexual intercourse due to lack of protection, instead partaking in other sexual activities. Usually a male choos..

High And Dry

1. 1. Left helpless in a situation because you aren't given something you need or were promised (a ride, a delivery, sex, moral suppo..

Feegut

1. Another word for faggot. A lot less detectable by parents and adult figures. Feeg for short. Oh man, last night at the poker game i wo..

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