Muppet Hands

What is Muppet Hands?

A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.

What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.

How'd you total your car?

I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.

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Your Face Smells Like Shit

1. 1. being so shitfaced-drunk that your face "smells" like shit 2. being "stuck up someone's butt" so much that ..

Phoneado

1. The whirlwind of phone calls sometimes necessary to buy pot. My deal fell thru and I had to go through a phoneado to get some bud. See..

Imposs

1. Carries the exact same meaning as impossible, but sounds cooler and it only two syllables. "Eat 3 doughnuts in 30 seconds, that&ap..

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