What is Muppet Hands?
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A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.
What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
How'd you total your car?
I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.
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usually involves rapidly traveling lead
you mess with a Venezuelan you just might get venezuelan ass kicking
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Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.
See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Cama..
