Muppet Hands

What is Muppet Hands?

A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.

What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.

How'd you total your car?

I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.

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