Muppetkisser

What is Muppetkisser?


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A girl who is incapable of kissing a boy. Her fear of naked men has caused her to become a recluse in sexual light and spend all her time kissing things that wont judge her.

That poor muppetkisser, she’ll probably grow up to be an old cat lady.

See muppet, kiss, fear, cat lady, girl, recluse


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