What is Murali?
1.
1. (verb) To run into a parked car.
2. (adj.) Dangerous, but only in the slowest most methodical way possible.
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1. Watch out, don't murali that car!
2. Oh god, I'm gonna die... Wait, it's gonna take a while - this guy is pretty murali.
2.
Short for Muttiah Muralitharan. A Sri Lankan cricketer. Considered the best off spinner in the world and in 2002 named the greatest bowler of all time. He has an unorthodox action that gives the appearance of a bent arm, especially with the
1. "Muralitharan is the Donald Bradman of bowling" - Steve Wauth
2. "Why should a bowler be allowed to chuck because he has a defective arm" - Bishan Bedi
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3. The nickname of
"I'm no Murali..."
"Murali is my hero"