Murder Muffin

What is Murder Muffin?

to remove someones face with an icecream scoop and put it in a bowl to b eaten or saved for later.

bob: "who are you"

random guy: "keeyah *scoops bobs face off* mmm delicious"

bob: "damn i just got murder muffined"

See muffin, murder, scoop, face, lawl

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