Murderer Edit Meaning

1.

a misguided sociopath who wouldn't harm a fly; however you are not a fly, you are a human being who he is plotting to cut up with a chainsaw in his basement; he usually kills the black person first, then the people who have had sex, then the males that aren't very important.. the virgin girl usually escapes his wrath, however..

The murderer is my friend because I'm a virgin.

2.

A word that sounds cool when said by Gollum.

Muuuuurdereeeer.

No, no.