Murdochitis

What is Murdochitis?

A serious medical emergency...

Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000

Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete

Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking

cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey

I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis

See tea bag, bonking, jibberish, fannyfart, vag

Cockney Rhyming Slang

1. A dialect replacing numerous words with phrases that rhyme with the desired outcome, e.g. Dog and Bone = Phone, Trouble and Strife = Wif..

Nfty Mar

1. The Mid Atlantic Region of the National Federation of Temple Youth. Also known as the Best Damn Region in all of NFTY. Their mascot is M..

Dresh

1. rush, move on, hurry out can't speak now, got to dresh on..

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