Murdochitis

What is Murdochitis?

A serious medical emergency...

Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000

Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete

Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking

cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey

I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis

See tea bag, bonking, jibberish, fannyfart, vag

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