Murdochitis

What is Murdochitis?

A serious medical emergency...

Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000

Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete

Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking

cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey

I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis

See tea bag, bonking, jibberish, fannyfart, vag

Zyrtec

1. Zyrtec is an allergy medicine, not anti-depressant, i hope this news doesnt bring back your depression, but look on the bright side of t..

Vag Out

1. 1. to renege on one's manhood 2. to act as if one has a vagina A. Mark is going to apologize to Katie for talking to another girl..

W8&c

1. Text-message shorthand for "wait and see." Can also be expressed as "w8nc" for phones without alpha keypads. Varian..

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