Murf Edit Meaning

1.

To vomit

BRO, I THINK I'M GONNA MURF!

See vomit, throw up, spew, murf, honk, party foul

2.

A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.

Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Adam: i don't know smitty, why?

Smitty: to get to the other side!

Adam: .... MURF!!!!

See mrf, monroeville, murph, antoine

3.

the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong

Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"

See Alyssa

4.

this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.

ho look at dat murf fuka

See murf, strong, thick, cut, lean

5.

a good looking mother that you would like to thrust your pointed pelvis muscle into. otherwords MOM U RAM FOR EVER

thats a fine lookin murf over there

See murf, mom, milf, smurf, jenko

6.

To get hurt, messed up; to hurt someone or to hurt yourself.

Also can be used replacing the words "hit" "kick" etc.

If you don't leave I'll straight out murf you son!

He jumped off the fence and murfed his face on the pavement.

His drunkass kept runnin' his mouth so I murfed him.

See hurt, messed up, beat up, scape, hit, kick

7.

a swift jab to the mid section

i threw up after i got murfed

See jab, smurf, durf, merf