What is Murfed?
1.
To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.
"Man, I am murfed right now."
"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."
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2.
to be winning, and or beating the shit outta some one or thing
TOSH-DAMNNNNN...we got murfed on in the game last night!
Randi-FERRRRR-SHEEEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEE
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