Murking

What is Murking?


1.

looking sketchy by wearing your hood up and dressing in dark colored clothing. To completely be murking you must also be making a gurgling/ sucking noise (tongue also included).

sketchy man (in dark corner of the room) : "guurururrurururrrurur"

garrett (small white boi): "that dude is murking so hard, I'm afraid his tongue might fall off."

See murk, murked, murking

2.

Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.

Also known as a vacuum enema.

Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.

N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).

Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?

You have been 'murked'!

Is the pope a 'murker'?

Nancy had a 'murking' party.

See anus, vacuum cleaner, blockage, faeces


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