What is Murma?
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An ancient Africian voodoo belief:
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
RUDDY: shit, my penis fell of!!
TOG: Don't worry baby, it's just murma!
RUDDY: Yippeee!!!!
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when you fuck a girl in the ass and don't wipe off the fecal matter. The next morning she gives you a blowjob.
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