Murma

What is Murma?


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An ancient Africian voodoo belief:

when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.

Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.

Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,

ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.

RUDDY: shit, my penis fell of!!

TOG: Don't worry baby, it's just murma!

RUDDY: Yippeee!!!!

See bell, old, wizard, donkey, orange, mother, bent, mickey, anal


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