Murph Edit Meaning

1.

noun - (1) One whom, by nature, likes to sniff people's seats after they get up. Characterized by a keen, large shnozz and a sore back from leaning over to sniff too much.

(2) A social misfit who enjoys staring (from a distance), fondling and most importantly, sniffing. Characterized by the perfection of the waft technique which is an advanced way to sniff. see also Furph.

Verb - To stalk, obsess or secretly sniff another person's seat, undergarments or toilet.

Noun - (1)The murph had his nose buried in the girl's ass as to absorb every tasty morsel of goodness

(2) The murph was sitting in the corner fondling his genitals as he waited in delight for the girl to get up so that he could sniff her seat.

Verb - Thany really murphed out on that girl last night when he was caught with his head in her panty drawer.

2.

A naturally occuring wedgie.

SICK! Mr. Davidson just picked a murph!

See wysiwyg

3.

When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.

"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."

"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dankdon't murph it."

See murf, hit, party foul, murphed, choke

4.

sliding your fingers at a fast pace vertically up another individual's butt crack and yelling murph whilst in the act of doing so

Man, Brian murphed the shit outta Vin today

See ass crack, balls, gay, homo, fag

5.

A derogatory term used to describe or depict a person, place, event, or situation. The term “murph” originated in the halls of Delta Phi nu chapter at Lehigh University. “Murph” can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or a combination of them all. Being referred to as a “murph” is considered to be one of, if not the worst insult possible. The term “murph” can be thought of as a combination of the following words: bitch, loser, wimp, quitter, dropper, dick, deutsch, deutsch bag, cunt, piece of shit, homo, fag, queer, fairy, and pillow biter.

-"I don't think I can play in today's game my leg hurts."

-"Shut the fuck up stop being a murph."

-"Oh shit, I forgot waits again, my bad."

-"Fuck you, you're a murph."

-"I can't drink anymore of this, here you take it."

-"Yea you would pass that shit...fuck you murph."

-"Stop murphin around!"

-"What the fuck are you wearing you look like a murph."

-"You dropped that pass faster than murph."

-"What the fuck is that smell...smells like murph just walked through here."

-"Look at those Knicks...what a buncha murphs."

See murph, bitch, pussy, wimp, cunt, loser, cool, tough

6.

one who is sloppy, especially when drunk (synonym = slopfest). one who is unable to imbibe more than 3 thimbles of natty light without becoming "belig." Has been known to knock over tables and spill drinks and fall out of his bed.

"Ryan was such a murph last night, I saw him getting with Creepy Stalker Girl after only 1.5 thimbles!"

See slop, slopfest, two beer queer, lightweight, ryan

7.

To totally fail at something, die in the arse, fuck something up completely, etc

A: How did you fare on your date?

B: I totally murphed it, but thanks for asking

See murphed, fuck up, fail