What is Murphinator?
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Murphinator is a person who although lives in the present time, lives very much in the past and on past glories. Often found at weekends in Dixons licking the shop window and reading up on thousands and thousands of boring useless electronic facts.
To murphinate... To go to a drinking establishment and pull a women once in the 30 years on the planet and then to claim " I have a good record there "
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