Murphitize Edit Meaning

1. An incredibly slow laptop, to the point where lag doesn't begin to describe it but is used anyway. God, my lagtop is so slow. Prob..

1. The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself. Royce uses vaseline on his lips because guys dont like it when ..

1. The oppisite of a hijabin. Slutty looking asian type girl. Not into faith, out "being" with men/boys. Looks a bit of a never s..