Murphobia

What is Murphobia?

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.

99% of the population suffer from murphobia.

The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.

See murphobia, bald, smelly, wanker

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