Murphobia

What is Murphobia?

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.

99% of the population suffer from murphobia.

The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.

See murphobia, bald, smelly, wanker

Hand Jibber

1. Slang for Hand job (where a girl jacks a guy off) Hariot Tubman gave me a hand jibber under the table See hand, job, sex, hand job, bl..

W.o.g.

1. W.O.G. or Wog (Wife or Girlfriend) The correct singular alternative to the plural noun WAGs (as opposed to WAG which is grammatically i..

99.5%

1. the percent of ho's per square inch in the population of Philadelphia, PA "You better stop messin' with that 99.5%, you ..

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