Murphy Brown Edit Meaning

1.

after anal sex, you take your cockout and wipe it in her armpit

last night Paul gave Natalie a dirty Murphy Brown

See anal sex, sexual innuendo, sex act

2.

You will need a mini-fridge next to your bed, the lights out, and someone you don't like. Latex glove is optional. Under cover of darkness slip the glove on and suggest doggy style to this person. Use some lube or your finger to get it wet an loose. Then reach into the fridge and pull out frozen log of feces and rapidly insert into preferred orafice. Then simply get up and walk away. She or he will never want to have sex with you again.

Melissa came over again last night and wouldn't leave me alone. So I invited her upstairs and gave her a murphy brown

See fridge, bed, shit, glove, gross

3.

after anal sex, you remove your penis and wipe it in her armpit

Last night Paul gave Natalie a messy Murphy Brown

See sex act, innuendo, sex

4.

when an uber hot heroin addicted east indian whore recieves a dirty sanchez from a brown haired, green eyed, buff mexican immigrant man

Damn! That whore over there just got the murphy brown from a pimp!

See fucking, dirty sanchez, anal sex, sex

5.

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny

"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"

See Phil