Murphy Burger

What is Murphy Burger?


1.

A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above Cleveland Steamer. This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turd being lowered upon the turd smashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.

I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.

See cleveland steamer, scat, murphy, burger

2.

A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above ( Cleveland Steamer). This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turb being lowered upon the turd squashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.

I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.

See crap, scat, cleveland steamer


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