What is Murphy's Dog?
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One who can give it, but can not take it.
I heard you tried to punch someone when you were rat arsed Saturday night, missed and fell over and cut your head. Ha ha ha
You can talk, what about the time you got a hiding and ended up in A&E with stitches left, right and centre. Ruining christmas for everyone... Ha ha ha
Thats not funny ya prick, I nearly died....
Ah, shut up ta fuck, Your Murphy's dog.
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