Murphy's Load

What is Murphy's Load?


1.

Married men know Murphy's Load well. Murphy's Load refers to the times when you've secretly masturbated and for an inexplicable reason, within hours, your wife is all over you, despite a huge dry spell leading up to jerking off.

"I jerked off because I couldn't take it anymore and suddenly she was all over me. This is known as Murphy's Load."

See Foobie


64

Random Words:

1. Signifying a state of inebriation or altered consciousness. Used similarly to fucked up. After consuming 9 beers, 5 shots of vodka &am..
1. The act of telling a story about an incident or event, where shortly thereafter the same or an extremely similar event occurs to the sto..
1. someone who has extremly large testicals my god that guy has chunky balls!!!! See balls, testicals, chunks, pineapple chunks, chunky..