What is Murphy's Touch?
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We all have heard of The Midas touch. In Greek mythology, King Midas had the ability - and the curse - to turn everything he touched into gold.
The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.
(As seen on Newsvine)
Boss: I'm giving the project to John.
Me: Don't do it, Boss. John's got a Murphy's Touch.
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