Murphy's Touch

What is Murphy's Touch?


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We all have heard of The Midas touch. In Greek mythology, King Midas had the ability - and the curse - to turn everything he touched into gold.

The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.

(As seen on Newsvine)

Boss: I'm giving the project to John.

Me: Don't do it, Boss. John's got a Murphy's Touch.

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