Murple Edit Meaning

1.

there is no definition of murple, it is what it is

In a sentence: I thought we was best friends, but you aint nothing but a big'ol murple!

Famous murples: Randy Jackson, Grimace(from McDonalds)

See odd, randy jackson, grimace, awkward

2.

Fellow who is very knowledgeable on the subject of psychoactive substances. Becoming something of a celebrity among internet drug geeks.

I've been curious about kratom ever since I read Murple's paper on erowid.

See erowid, drugs

3.

When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants

b) Farted underwater

"Man that stinks! That guy just let out a nasty murple."

See fart, poo, crap, dump, shit, murple

4.

warm, fuzzy, happy, and otherwise right cause of another person

I feel murple when I am with Andrea.

See love, rightness, purple, musical

5.

kinda like "purple" but more manly...

Manly pURPLE

my his shirt is a nice shade of murple, but its not gay cause its murple...

See gonzo

6.

a bloody queif. In other words; a pussy-fart accompanied by bloody material.

"When Paxton "murpled"...damn that bitch stained the mutherfuckin upolstery in my jeep.

See fagboy, bitch, pussy fart

7.

When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants

b) Farted underwater

"Good God that stinks! Lincoln let out a nasty murple."

See murple, fart, dump, crap, poo, smell, stink