What is Murple?
1.
there is no definition of murple, it is what it is
In a sentence: I thought we was best friends, but you aint nothing but a big'ol murple!
Famous murples: Randy Jackson, Grimace(from McDonalds)
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2.
Fellow who is very knowledgeable on the subject of psychoactive substances. Becoming something of a celebrity among internet drug geeks.
I've been curious about kratom ever since I read Murple's paper on erowid.
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3.
When someone farts and it sounds like they either:
a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater
"Man that stinks! That guy just let out a nasty murple."
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4.
warm, fuzzy, happy, and otherwise right cause of another person
I feel murple when I am with Andrea.
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5.
kinda like "purple" but more manly...
Manly pURPLE
my his shirt is a nice shade of murple, but its not gay cause its murple...
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6.
a bloody queif. In other words; a pussy-fart accompanied by bloody material.
"When Paxton "murpled"...damn that bitch stained the mutherfuckin upolstery in my jeep.
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7.
When someone farts and it sounds like they either:
a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater
"Good God that stinks! Lincoln let out a nasty murple."
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