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A bloody Russian is when your girlfriend / wife gets sick of your drunk ass & decides to piss in your vodka, adding a touch of perio..
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a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)
me and my buds went to this k-..
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A free standing penis - possibly decaying - that once belonged to your maternal grandmother in a time when grandparents were permitted t..