Murtain

What is Murtain?


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The uncool, cool kind of threesome in which a male inserts a double donger in his ass, and has sex with two women with both the forward and backward motion of his hips.

Oh man I totally murtained your mom and sister last night.

See threesome, double donger, anal, sex


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