What is Murtland?
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Someone who thinks it's
A: Have you seen Chris lately, he's wearing a suit, and carrying an umbrella and an executive briefcase and he said he's trying to buy a pipe and slippers off eBay
B: Yeah I know, he's always been like that.
A: But isn't that unusual for people from Yorkshire? I mean, shouldn't he be wearing a flat cap?
B: Yeah, he thinks he looks suave or something
A: Jeez, he's such a Murtland!
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Mental Masturbation in the work place; make work nonsense that accomplishes little but take up time. Business faggotry.
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Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.
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