What is Murton?
1.
A synonym for "small penis"
That Maddie guy dropped his pants, revealing his murton.
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2.
1. a Hennis, 2. an annoying little prick
"That guy that dumped all his players in our fantasy baseball league when he got his underoos in a bunch is a real murton, huh?"
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A gentleman's offering to a damsel in need of some tension relief.
Something the old furry cup sippers could do with for anger man..