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A fart so evil in nature it can only be properly described as Dracula's curse.
Alan:*phhhhhhhhhhhttt*
Jay: Dude! WTF!? was that?
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Masturbation in such a manner as the masturbatee holds his own member while someone else (the mastubator) works the arm.
My arm was rea..